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Get a dog

For the short time that I've been putting my feet down and picking them up I've found that any love you had to ask for usually came with a brown paper bag, and any attention you sought out wound up being giving for all the wrong reasons. 

Oh, and Stardock is mighty picky, just ask around. 

All good suggestions so far - any more?

Be yourself.

Get a blow up doll

He wants love and attention, not something full of hot air that lays around with it's legs spread trying desperately to look seductive. Which reminds me, I'm surprised Doc hasn't chimed in on this yet.

Use your left hand...it'll feel like someone else.

What if that someone else is Ernest Borgnine?

It's all about the sex isn't it But no wonder there are people hungry for love. What is it anyway?

What is it I *am* asking for?

(oh and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWavPYztKwE)

Sitting on your hand until it goes numb works better... (so I've been told)

Beatles said it best. the love you take is equal to the love you make. in other words, get out there and give some.

Yep, listen to Po. 

On matters of the heart, you should definitely listen to Smedley.

Just puh-leeeze, Smedley. Don't tell us what you do with the rabbit.

Thanks, that was entertaining, interesting, and somewhat successful.

I feel a little dirty now, better go shower.

What have you done for me lately?  

{roses are nice}